The highlight of 03.28.08 Thursday was the coming of the new TOSHIBA photocopier which I immediately took to calling “Megatron,” the Mega Xerox Machine. I’m telling you, the thing is huge and very high tech. It can scan, store, save and even SLEEP. But most importantly, Megatron doesn’t SMELL. Our old copier had this chemical stench—the kind that makes you feel as if you’ll mutate into god knows what the longer you stay there, blasted by suspicious, radioactive elements.
Anyway, another cool thing about Megatron is that it emits a Matrix-green light instead of that blinding white light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel kind. [I can’t think of a better description since NDEs are not out of the question when using ancient photocopying machines].
I’ve partially figured out how to use its uber cool OS. Didn’t pay too much attention during the tech-talk-heavy orientation.
[Yes, Christine, there was an actual orientation.]
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